Waa@@@aa@@zzZZzZUuuuUUUupPpPppppPP @ll hmmm so where do i begin.....firstly i am new and i mean very new to blogging so lets see if i can do something of it, ....... I,ll start by a bad food experience that i recently had , this feburary on 20th my friend Abhimanyu turned 20, ......hmmm come to think of it this august i will be 20 too....damn did my teen years just pass, nevermind back to the topic...... as he turned 20 on 20th, him , me , and kaku decided to go have some pizza, normally we would go for dominoes we all just love dominoes, or maybe pizza hut but that day destination had something else in store for us, recently i came across a pizza resturant called FORNO, it was supposed to have oven baked italian pizza and as pizza addicts as we all are we definately wanted to try it out. I checked some reviews on the net and was pretty glad because everyone seem to have given it really good ratings and said good things about its pizza, so i suggested we give it a try so we all went in and the first most noticable thing was it was very hot inside, and i mean very hot....it was winter season going on and we were taking out our hoodies and sweaters. We ordered cheese napoltana, and margrita, along with bread sticks and cold drinks. Now before i type any further, let me tell you me and my friends are pizza addicts, we just love pizza and try freaking every thing related to it so if the pizza is bad...our dissapointment level goes many notches high. Another point i would like to tell is that it took them way long than you can imagine to make the pizza , but we were fine with that because we thought all good things are worth the wait, but the heat inside was intense, maybe it was because of the BIG owen and the small place. Another thingi wanna point out is that seating arrangement was terrible. some guys entered the place so as to make seating arrangement for them they moved table of people who were already having their food on a table...if you ask me , i would definately be annoyed if i had to move my seats and tables while i was eating. After waiting for god knows how long we recieved our first pizza . It was cheese nelpoltana or nepolitana i dont remember correctly now. I would admit the pizza looked splendid i looked at kaku and grinned because i was the one who had suggested this place and so far it seemed it was gonna be good. we seperated the peaces and looked for chilli flakes and italian seasonig and found to small containers similar that they use for salt. the chilli flakes and seasoning in them was ....well very badly processed ..it wasnt fine asit should be and tasted differentaswell...when i say different here i mean it in a bad way, also it wouldnt justcome out of the holes provided so we had to open thecap and pour it ourselves...yes i know not very classey but the product wasnt either. As we were seperating the slices i could see long lines of cheese coming of it and again i thought to myself, this is gonna be good. kaku and abhimanyu had started eating it. while i was about to eat it, i looked at kaku who had just taken the first bite in and asked him. "how does it taste" he quickly took a sip cold drink and said " the worst pizza i ever ate". I could not believe it ....everything seemed so perfect but then i took my slice and ate it.......oh the horror it really was the worst pizza i had ever put in my mouth.. The crust was thin and i mean really thin....it felt as if they had put cheese on a "papad".....i know i know some people say the real pizza has thin crust....but i know what an acceptable thin crust is...it was in no way acceptable. the cheese tasted bad for some reason it fillet a little bitter. Abhimanyu looked at pizza with disgust he knew it was bad. The topings were just as bad ....it was a pizza in which noting seemed right and i mean nothing at all. .....................................IT WAS BAD.......and the types of bad which i have no words to describe..........................its the type of bad which you have heard only in myths so far and said to yourself....nothing can be so bad. but guess what you were wrong that level of bad exists. then came garlic breadsticks.....well they were ok , not to bad not to good.....just average cant complain. then came margarita. Now again before i write any further, margrita is a great concept....its simply cheese and if u have good chilil flakes and seasoning every margrita in this world tastes awsome. I have love margrita and so do my friends the simplest and a very delecious concept i was certain no matter how bad FORNO is they cannot screw this up. there is just no way to screw up a margrita. Again i was wrong........yet again kaku was the daring one to eat the first slice of the abomination FORNO likes to call pizza. " i again looked at kaku and asked him"how is margrita....it cannot be bad ??". Kaku again took a sip from his cold drink and said " well the best thing on the menu is definately cold drnik...coz its not freaking made by them". I and Abhimanyu also gathered courage to eat our slices and ...O GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE....it felt i was chewing rubber on ....well papad......it was bad..you have to experience it yourselves to know how bad it was....words will do no justice to it........i dont think that it is possible to get pizza actually worst than this.....i have heard they make great pasta....but to be honest i dont have guts to try it out. Its bad....if you go to 35 sector and see that BIG FORNO BOARD and suddenly have the urge to try it out....DONT..just roll your eyes and continue walking it is not worth the money.There are thousands of shops ...with better food..if you want pizza go to dominoes....or pizza hut...they are just AWSOME....dont waste your money on it.
HERES LITTLE RATING SYSTEM BY ME AND KAKU
-we dont want anyone to have same problem as us..we will sacrifise our tate buds...so that you guys dont have to suffer with same things as us.........
the score is give out of ***** 5
PRESENTATION
***
MANAGEMENT
**
TASTE
*(maybe even that is too much)
SERVICE
**
OVERALL
8/20...maybe i just gave it better score than it deserved
btw when the waiter came with bill i said the following...loud enough so that he could hear it" you know what guys....if someone has never had a pizza and eats pizza first time from here....he will never ever eat a pizza in his whole life".....i got a big mean stare from the guy collecting the bill...but it was tottaly worth it.
thats it for my first attempt at blog/review/i have no clue what i have wrote is...i hope you guys like it, and yeah my keyboard was pretty messed up...so go easy on the spellings and grammar :P.....
-catch you guys later
-guy with headphones
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